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Friday, May 15, 2009


Now some of the supplement taking gentlemen in my line of work do like their sunbeds. Seemingly the buff body beautiful is not complete without a large dose of melanin to enhance the apparent definition of their lean muscle. This usually doesn't pass unscathed the vicious wit of men who have nothing to do but stand around sober watching people get drunk. Some of the lads heed this, others can't deflate their egos enough to get in in to their muscle bound skulls.
Ladies at this time of year seem to think that sunbed orange or patchy bottle bronze is a look to be admired. A nicely tanned lady can indeed be pretty. A dripping orange mess however can be pretty funny. Wearing bright and light colours accentuates the depth of colour and makes the tan show to its best. The white bra's straps peeking through, the bright coloured tight tops and linen trousers getting patches of dull brown marks in an 'Is that tea or shit?' way are very amusing. After a few hours dancing in a sweaty summer club you can see the colour pouring off them. Sometimes it even drips onto the faces of pasty looking chavvy boys. This is how as they stumble past us we know that they've been tangoed.


Anonymous said...

The worst offender of the Tango effect is an old bird (we're talking over 60) who is orange, has fake breasts and wears usually a bikini under a cropped cardigan and a skirt so short it doesnt cover her a*se fully. Oh yeah pensioners trying to be sexy, not a good look to be honest!

thecloakroomkid said...

As i write this i'm working at a club where it's it's tango's all the way. Ther are tears of laughter streaming down my face.


Vetnurse said...

Ohh thanks for that l now know what to call the receptionist at work other than the orange one.